In case you were unaware, if you are married you can get away with any crime. Even felonies. Here's how:

You can get away with any crime if you are married.

1. Commit a crime.
2. Have your wife call the cops after taking a picture of you committing the crime.
3. Go to jail.
4. Get bailed out.
5. Let your lawyer drag out the trial for at least 6 months.
6. Have someone testify that your marriage was rocky.
7. Get acquitted.
8. Rinse and repeat.

I don't understand how or why, but it works.

(Based on a true story. This really happened.)

_josh