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New video card screenshots

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From my journal, August 24, 2004: Added screenshots from Doom 3 and Unreal Tournament 2004 (see below).

Here are some screenshots using the new video card my parents got me for my birthday. It came with Doom 3.

Far Cry

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Doom 3

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Halo

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Unreal Tournament 2004

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I got a Mariners hat in June, so forget about finding me a red one. The new 7L & Esoteric CD is great. I'll probably buy it online when I get some money for my birthday next month. The reason I got the video card a couple of weeks early is because the free Doom 3 promotion ended yesterday. But it's a good thing I did because the new video card makes everything better:

  • The cable internet has gone from 3 Mb down and 256 Kb up, to 3 Gb both ways
  • Startup and shutdown times are in picoseconds now
  • The sound quality rivals the best studio
  • Heat is not an issue anymore: it actually cools down the house like an air conditioner

Even my laptop and PlayStation 2 have gotten better:

  • No load times on the PS2 or the laptop
  • The laptop can run on battery for 2 years before having to recharge it

I'm getting better gas mileage now and there is no traffic on the road anymore. I don't get any spam. My penis is now 13 ½ inches. I don't need sleep anymore. My car can outrun an indy car. Our tap water tastes like Dasani now. I get money just sitting in front of the computer all day. My school loans became negative: the banks owe me tens of thousands of dollars. I also...

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If you believe a piece of computer hardware (or anything for that matter) can do all this for you, I'll buy a gun and let you shoot yourself in the face with it. But you have to empty two clips in doing so. That means shooting yourself in the face 20 times.