A word to the wise: do not fall asleep listening to the radio. When you wake up, you will know all the words to the 6-8 songs they play over and over. If all or most of the songs you hear involve Ja Rule in any way shape or form, you may be better off not waking up. Ever. Also, drunks can be sketchy at times. Sketchy meaning they partake in sketchy activities, such as: using their girlfriend as a punching bag, not leaving when asked to do so, trying to fight the cops when the rest of the apartment complex calls them to rectify the situation. Although this can be entertaining, this is one of the more dangerous varieties of humans.